Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for shlong.

Forget the pizza. This M.I.L.F. is hungry for jock.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British M.I.L.F., instructs 2 big Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery chap arrives, this babe gives a decision she’d rather have his penis than dinner.

She invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” this babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that woman chaser doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word this babe says…until she says, “I would truly love to bonk u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everyone understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where this babe sucks his knob, hops on top of it, rides it rock hard and jacks him onto her charming face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To shag sexy HORNY HOUSEWIVES. At least that is the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who receives more porn cunt?

A. Pizza delivery guys
B. Cable lads
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Furthermore, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. This babe is a Mother and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. This babe is divorced. She’s a swinger. She likes guys who wear suits. We identified her on Twitter. The almost all breathtaking job this babe is ever had?

“Shooting for u, certainly!”

Of course!

The almost any precious job for guys who wanna have sex with porn MOTHERS I’D LIKE TO FUCK? My vote goes to pizza delivery males.

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